SYDNEY vs. MELBOURNE – Sydney Video



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It’s a battle as old as time itself… Both Sydney and Melbourne are consistently ranked among the most livable cities on Earth – but which one is infinitesimally better than the other? Watch to find out!

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  1. Only ever heard the term "melbs" used when i'm interstate. I'll take it over "Mel-born' any day though …

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  2. Grill'd is like $10 a burger, just go to el Jannah or eat grk and get $10 bucket of chips and garlic sauce

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  3. At least we know how to vote stooge

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  4. but i mean we hold the grand final

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  5. Thanks to dan Andrews we now have a P turn.

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  6. melbourne = grey, dirty, sun blocked out by buildings
    sydney = HELL ITSELF

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  7. … I like Grill'd 😢 (also Asian food)

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  8. Grilld's vegan burger is actually really good tho.

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  9. I think I know why the liberals are building hospitals in areas that don’t need it.

    It’s because people from those areas don’t vaccinate their children

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  10. Footscray. Italian, Vietnamese, African, Greek. Don't you bring your big city 'tude down here and expect us to listen to it! & also, hook turns? We are civilized and have trams which we don't sit in front of like a fat sack of shit waiting to turn right.

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  11. you should move to melbourne jordies, no LIBERAL GUVERNMANT down here 😉

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  12. Both a distant second to Perth boiiiii

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  13. I thought the rest of the country hates Sydney and doesn't give a fuck about Melbourne?

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  14. I wish Jordies would talk about Adelaide as a city more in this format. Not because I think it can go up against Sydney or MELBS but because I've convinced him it's boring and small when he said "yeah your city only has like 5 streets in the whole CBD lol".

    Point I'm making is, Adelaide sucks the minute Fringe ends here and where is Yilmaz?

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  15. I remember going to the Melbourne aquarium on a school trip last year and I still have nightmares over how brown the Yarra River was

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  16. Melbourne – 18 of the last 25 years we've had Labor state government, and strongest union membership in the country. You were raised wrong.

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  17. na mate im going for Melbourne fuck Sidney. (im a south Australia living in SA and much pefer vic over nsw) Adelaide is the best city

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  18. Victorian police, enough said.

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  19. Lived in Melb for 40yrs never been to grill'd and I don't know anyone who has.. this is a caricature of one Melburnian

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  20. Brisbane is a woman whose husband works away, but he’s just bought a place for her to live in the city after she’s lived her whole life in the country. She’s wary of anyone not from the tiny place she’s from…China, New Zealand, Victoria. She doesn’t know how much eating out should cost and doesn’t say anything when she gets overcharged, she just sweats profusely.
    The layout of the city is so haphazardly developed that Brisbane isn’t really sure whether it’s one city or one of the four cancerous cities that cling to its edges (Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Logan and Ipswich).
    In terms of aesthetics…well, she’s somewhat lacking.

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  21. pretty sure ive been to melbourne abooouuuttt 6 times? i dont think ive left the airport

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  22. Come to London – everyone is AND looks like a twat

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  23. Jordie have you never been to Gumshara Ramen in Haymarket?

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  24. Bin Chickens in Sydney, none in Melbourne, MELBOURNE WINS

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  25. Both are full of dickheads.

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  26. And Hook turns are essential to allow trams to go about the city.. do some homework knobhead

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  27. I mean, Sydney is easily the worst capital city in Oz, but OK?

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  28. You ain't see culture until you've been to Footscray. It's like a portal to a different country.

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  29. Can hardly wait for you to experience our new P turns m888888

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  30. Look mate, you either do the hook turn or get run over by tram. Remember what trams are? Oh that's right Sydney got rid of them and is now blowing stupid amounts of money trying to get some tram action back.

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  31. Sydney crime so bad someone stole all the shirt pockets

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  32. The literal second you talk about Optus shops i get a text from Optus asking to pay my bill. Thanks cunt.

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  33. Also now do Brisbane vs Adelaide

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  34. All of Australia is shit. I don't know why we rate ourselves so highly, there's nothing of interest compared to rest of the world.

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  35. Melbourne = Africans, no beaches, full of hipsters and male feminists, and "anti racists.

    So glad I moved from melbourne to sydney

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  36. I prefer sydney because people think it's ok to blatantly chrome on public transport in melbourne.

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  37. SCREW YOU JORDIES, Grill'd is awesome

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  38. Hook Turns are so jerks do not block trams.

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